66F and Sunny -- Use Protection

And I don't mean anything with SPF.

It wasn't exactly a bluebird on my shoulder, but...

I had to go outside and enjoy what a nice day we're having.

A bird promptly crapped on my shoulder.

One of my co-workers said I should buy a lottery ticket, and I lost.

Walking around was still a wonderful existence. If you read this in time, you should do yourself a favor. (Maybe tie someone else's jacket over your shoulders.)